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  In reading order, images belong to Netflix, Netflix, Netflix, Netflix. We do not own any of the images and we do not claim any right on them. Okay, so in today's world, where everyone with a little bit of money, or a moderate Instagram fame can shoot a movie, there's no need to review every single thing that's out there. Simply because, well, we can't watch them all to begin with, but we also shouldn't, since cinema is something sacred and most of these turn out to be overfunded biopics with no sense of  reality, which is not something we should be promoting by writing. Good On Paper, is not that, it seemed like. First of all, just as I saw the title, I said to myself, yeah, it kinda is good on paper though. I mean, Iliza Shlesinger, pretty good comic right? And she also wrote the thing, so it will be pretty good then I say to myself. Anyways, after talking to myself on spot right then and there, I realise to watch it, see what the fuss is about. In the en

  In reading order, images belong to Amazon, Netflix, Netflix, Netflix. We do not own any of the images and we do not claim any right on them.   Okay, there's no denying that I am a bit obsessed with Katie Holmes right, let's get this out there. I mean c'mon, she is the Rachel from Batman Begins. I would watch the movie just to catch up with Katie to be honest, but still, let's just get past the fanboy stuff and actually talk about her acting in this one. Starring Katie Holmes, who we all adore, and Josh Lucas, well, Josh Lucas and directed by Andy Tennant, which most of you will know for Fool's Gold (2008) or maybe from Hitch (2005) which was a way better title but also was trapped in views front. In any case, we're here to talk about his latest (Well, it's been a year but I just got a chance to watch it so, yeah) work The Secret: Dare To Dream, so let's do that, let's talk the secret.   First of all, it's really easy to see Katie Holmes

 Hello mortals, We know that this blog looks abondened at this time, and that's because it kind of was. Just like our last exam season, this exam season, the final season, was way too busy to get anything mortal done. Even more, this blog has just a single writer present now, which makes it even harder to keep up with a program. We, I, wanted to write this little announcement, to explain the situation we're in with this blog, and also point to it's future. I write all these reviews just for myself to begin with, and then the readers of this blog, which is, well let's say a small community. SO, if you are dedicated to our blog enough to be reading this post in the first place, I want you to know your support means A LOT! I have no plan to stop writing anytime soon, even if it's just for myself and you guys. A mortal story short, YES, we are still breathing and kicking, and YES, I will keep writing for this blog as long as I have time to. Thanks a lot for following my

Yes, we admit, we can't stop watching the Gladiator (2000) starring the mighty Russel Crowe. One of the most iconic characters in that movie was Marcus Aurelius, the guy who ran it all, the guy who knew better. We all love him I know, and there's nothing much to watch about him, yes I know. So, because of that, we know that you're looking for some more movies about Marcus Aurelius to watch. So, here's exactly that listed, just for you, enjoy your movies mortals! 3) Gladiator (2000) Gladiator follows a former Roman general, set out to get revenge. Revenge from those who took away his rank, his family and his freedom, his life. Starring Russel Crowe, Gladiator is a drama about a man of many wars. A man once a commander, and then a slave. We love this movie, for the colorful story, for the amazing acting and for the amazing shooting. Plus, Russel Crowe is at his best in this one, so better watch. Gladiator can be streamed on  Netflix CineMortals Rating : 9/10 2) [Ho

Bad. In reading order, images belong to Netflix, Netflix, Netflix. We do not own any of the images and we do not claim any right on them.  Wow, I never thought I would ever say this, but I watched a bad movie. Yeah, I know that's not the case, but it sure feels good to imagine. Welcome back to CineMortals mortals, today we're going with yet another bad movie, because that's just fun and I love watching these! Welcome to the first ever review speedrun. Just Say Yes is a romantic comedy, following the adventures of mighty Lotte. Lotte is working in a TV channel. She is the "I wanna be married, because, because" type. So when her boyfriend of 5 years shoots the holy and sacred question, she just says yes! But, before the actual wedding, Alex the boyfriend gets cold feet and just storms out from her life, leaving her stranded and, well alone. Like that wasn't enough for our sweet Lotte, the breakup is also aired, on live TV because someone forgot to pull the plu

Cool Kids Pray, So Should You In reading order, images belong to Netflix, Netflix, Netflix. We do not own any of the images and we do not claim any right on them.  Starring Kevin Quinn and Bailee Madison, A Week Away, A Musical is a Netflix movie. A lot of a there. Anyways, A Week Away features some really decent tunes yes, but starting off, let's point out that it is a pro-christian propaganda movie at some level as well, so keep that in mind when you read our review on it. Welcome back mortals, feel lost on Netflix and wondering if this is the one for you? Perfect, we have just the review for you today. A Week Away, in a nutshell, follows Will (That's Kevin Quinn) on his mighty adventures leading him to Jesus. The musical starts off with Will stealing a cop car for some reason, some good reason we never got to know. (Or that I forgot, it's not really a movie to remember, you see) Anyways, when the cop catches him with the car he stole, I think, he gets caught and is kic

  Pretty Dark, Pretty Good In reading order, images belong to Netflix, Netflix, Netflix. We do not own any of the images and we do not claim any right on them.   Directed by Massimiliano Camaiti, and starring Elvira Camarrone with Christian Roberto, Caught By A Wave is an Italian movie. The movie follows Sara, a young adult battling with muscular dystrophy. Sara is on the edge of life, and wants to experience nice things before she... there's no cure to that you see, the best scenario is a wheelchair. So she goes to a summer camp type of place, but for sailing. She meets the dreamy boy that'll soon become pretty important for him, a young adult named Lorenzo. She doesn't tell him that she has this ilness right away though, or never untill he finds out, to be more clear. As she's trying to look like a normal, regular girl, her parents tell Lorenzo the whole story, for some reason. So, after he finds out, he gets confused about what to do. He likes Sara, but will he love

A Feel-Good Comedy, But Ditch The Comedy   "In reading order, photos belong to Netflix, Netflix, Netflix, Netflix. We do not own any of these images and we do not claim any right on them." Howdy y'all! So, Country Comfort is a Netflix comedy show, which to be honest I never heard of before getting published, which is my fault, not because the show is just a little experiment, probably... Welcome back to CineMortals, today we're talking about Country Comfort's pretty comfortable first season, so buckle up! Country Comfort, starring Katherine Mcphee, Eddie Cibrian, Ricardo Hurtado, Jamie Mann and bunch more, I must say pretty promising, young actors is a not so new look at an old, worn out cliche that is country comedy. The show is about the Haywood family, who lost their mother 2 years ago. (as pointed out over 10 times in the very first episode) So, when Bailey (Katherine Mcphee) stumbles into their lives in a storm because she was driving like a lunatic for the w